NFL Week 12 Preview: Reverse Cowboy
Objectivity. That’s the keyword of the week. Jon Gruden showed an extreme lack of it this past week after the Patriots/Panthers game. He was clearly disgusted at the outcome. Gruden is rarely not...
View ArticleNFL Week 13 Preview: Turfucken
Happy Turkey Day, y’all! Ready to gorge like animals all weekend and watch some football? Well, aren’t you fucking special? I have to work, again, on Thanksgiving. But, could you turn down $500 for...
View ArticleNFL Week 14 Preview: Don’t Stop, Almost There
Inconsistent officiating. I think that is the biggest problem in the NFL currently, besides head injuries of course. It’s certainly plagued the NFL for a while now. It’s the only thing that explains...
View ArticleNFL Week 15 Preview: Hungry Beaver
I finally just bit the bullet and bought the Seahawks rusher off of eBay. I had my fill of McDonald’s food. Of course, I got into a bidding war with other people and ended up paying over $7 for one....
View ArticleNFL Week 16 Preview: Bonerific
It’s Christmas time or the holidays or whatever the fuck you celebrate. Have a good time and be merry and don’t kill your family or relatives. The Flapship offices are cleared out, Mr. DTW wants to...
View ArticleNFL Week 17 Preview: Come Hither
It’s already week 17, you guys! And what an exciting week 17 it will be! Almost everything playoff wise is still up in the air. That’s great for quality football and for general audiences. But,...
View ArticleNFL Wild Card Weekend Preview: Pull My Hair
So the Steelers got screwed out of the playoffs… HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA Okay, I’m good now… HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA Alright, alright. I don’t feel any sympathy whatsoever for Pittsburgh. Not...
View ArticleNFL Divisional Preview: Dutch Rudder
What was the most fascinating thing from the past week? The Colts using some Pagano cancer magic to come back from a 28 point deficit to beat Kansas City? The Chiefs got to experience what having...
View ArticleNFL Conference Championship Preview: Squirting
Let’s discuss Colin Kaepernick. He’s caught a lot of grief this week for various reasons. Was he being an asshole for mocking Cam Newton’s Superman touchdown celebration? No. Kaepernick is an...
View ArticleSuper Bowl 48 Preview: Performance Anxiety
It’s always great and wonderful when your favorite team makes it all the way to the biggest stage in its sport. It’s what every fan of every team wants ultimately, a championship. But damn it’s nerve...
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